Beyond Shocked

So. I've prepped for two days to go in and have my upper and lower GI. I get there today. Get changed. Get my IV put in. Sign all my paper work. Get prepped, and are waiting for the Dr.
It's supposed to start at 10:00. ... It's now 10:30. Something in me is telling me something must be wrong.
Finally. The DR comes in.
DR: "What are you in for today."
I told him.
DR: "No. You're not." ... "We aren't doing anything today. We ran some tests."
...
Me: Blank stare*
*Hands me the paper*
DR: "You're pregnant."
Me: Blank stare*
Brian: "Did you run the test again?"
Dr: "We did. TWICE."
Me: *Blank stare*

Holy crap, people. The shock of our life. I'm STILL in shock. We were NOT planning this. In any way shape or form.
A baby.
We are gong to have a baby!
INSANE! INSANE!
I'm still in shock.

I'm scared. Happy. Shocked. Eeeep!

'Cause I'm sick of my jiggly parts ...

This past year has kinda kicked my butt. With all my stomach issues and all that jazz. I've kind of just been doing things to keep me comfortable, instead of in pain. ... Which has led to ... drum roll please ... jiggly parts.

I. Need. To. Lose. Weight.

*Time warp*

3 days ago, the kids begged me to play Just Dance 2. Against my better judgment. I did. ...
What song did I get? Some Tribal Dance song. Eeep.
I was dying. I couldn't breath. I was sweating. On the verge of passing out.
We were all laughing hysterically.
I was having ... FUN!

Since then. We've played every night. Battling each other. Laughing together.

*Light bulb moment*

Have you heard of "Supersize Me?. The documentary of the man that ate all that McDonalds?

Well, I decided I will do the ...

Wait for it ...

Just Dance 2 Challenge. I think I'll call it. UNsupersize Me.

What better than to have family time, have fun, and lose weight all at the same time.

Will this work? ... I dunno. That's the experiment.

I'll go buy my biggest nemesis, 'the scale'. And post updates.

Wish me luck, and feel free to follow along with my experiment ... UNsupersize me.

Until next time ...